The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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