that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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