May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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