you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
