He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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