You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
