thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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