It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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