It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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