it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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