Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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