So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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