Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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