Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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