Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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