If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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