we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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