Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
