After last night, I could never be a politician.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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