just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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