I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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