Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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