The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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