You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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