Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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