you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
worst night to have a conscience
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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