What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
