I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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