He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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