a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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