Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
