I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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