shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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