Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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