She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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