At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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