Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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