This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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