Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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