I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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