Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I FOUND THE LEGS
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