how can u be prego again
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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