Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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