I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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