I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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