Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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