That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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