i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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