Just cropdusted the office
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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