I'm lost and stupid without you.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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