I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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