Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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