We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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