Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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