we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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