All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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