yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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